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Friday, October 1, 2010
10 Things To Ponder
4:38 PM | 
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Rachel
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible
Rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich ..
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ...
Not really good for anything, but you
Still can't help but smile when
You shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
Lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,
And a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;
What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
- - - and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age; It doesn't last long."
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible
Rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich ..
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ...
Not really good for anything, but you
Still can't help but smile when
You shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
Lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,
And a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;
What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
- - - and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age; It doesn't last long."
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